An idiotic friend of mine keeps singing this phrase in hokkien while we were studying at Canteen B . His singing is way off normal standards, and i believe only one person thinks his singing is ok. He is the most disgusting Winning Eleven player around and the guys should know how loser he is and what he did when he was about to lose. And he uses Brazil. zzz. And....
Let's not get me started on him. Luckily I did not get carried away and dedicate an entry to talking about his misdeeds. Credit to the fella: He is damn smart although he does not look it, and he is a great fren, although he is, as mentioned, truly irritating. A true brother he is, albeit the lousy voice.
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Ok, if i had 1 million dollars, here's the breakdown:
donate 10% to church $0.1m
Give family $0.25m
Pay off uni loans $25k
get married (dinner and all) $50k
wedding ring $15k
Downpayment for condo $0.4m
Mazda Rx8 $110k (not enough to get BMW 645ci!! )
Balance: $50k
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$50k for my business startup? And iMac and Patek Philippe? And investments? ONE MILLION IS NOT BLOODY ENOUGH!
Here's what i think is good enough:
3 storey bungalow $3m
Get married $80k
Wedding ring $50k
Bmw 645Ci $300k
Give family $2m
Uni Loans $25k
Donate to church $500k
business startup $2m
toys (iMacs, MacBook pro, gym stuff) $20k
Misc (expenses etc etc) $1m
Patek Philippe watch $250k
Total: $9.225m
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Beautiful. I need slightly under $10million dollars to achieve my dreams. Now ONE million doesn't seem that much anymore...
If only I had 10million dollars.
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